[S2E14] The Fuck Buddy
Miranda: Can't we enjoy your success for one fucking second?Kevin: You know, it just pisses me off that you don't get how much pressure I'm under. You really do live in never-never land, don't you? By the way, if there's a difference between this hundred dollar bottle of champagne and the crap they sell for 29 bucks, it takes a more delicate palate than mine to detect it, I don't know. Miranda: Well, I like the champagne and the bread is fabulous. Oh my god, look at those flowers!Kevin: Don't piss me off.(Miranda puts on her jacket and gets up)Kevin: Where're you going?Miranda: Back to never-never land. And by the way, never-never call me again. Have a nice day.
[S2E14] The Fuck Buddy
Charlotte: Excuse me. Fuck buddy? What is a fuck buddy?Samantha: Oh, come on.Carrie: A fuck buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice, but it didn't really go anywhere, but the sex was so great, you sorta of keep him on call.Samantha: He's like dial-a-dick.
Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy. Carrie: Say it a little louder. I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you. Samantha: You wanna take the only person who's in your life purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?
Carrie tries to make a relationship with her "fuck buddy." Miranda dates a verbally and emotionally abusive lawyer. Charlotte double-books dates with two guys on the same night. Samantha overhears the couple moaning next door, and decides to outdo them.
Are the girls doomed to repeat the same unconscious relationship partners and date the same person over and over? Carrie makes a date with her "fuck buddy"; Samantha "makes love" with the couple next door -- with a wall between them; Charlotte starts double-booking dates with men; Miranda dates a very mean and controlling man.
The verdict: Charlotte couldn't take Paul anywhere because he had the unpleasant habit of constantly adjusting his crotch. When she offered to buy him underwear that actually fit, Paul said they were moving too fast. OK, buddy.
The verdict: In many ways, Jack was ideal for Charlotte, but like all of her suitors, he had one major flaw; in this case, he was very pushy about having a threesome. Sorry, buddy. This is Charlotte York. Not gonna happen.
The verdict: Carrie had such a good time in bed with her fuck buddy. It's really too bad that didn't translate into an actual relationship, because sexual chemistry is so important. But if we're basing these rankings on dateability... 041b061a72